Sir Michael, The Gallant

Horsemanship, First Strike, Vigilance, Trample
Whenever a woman without a m'lady counter
would leave the battlefield, instead put a m'lady
counter on it and put it under your control.
Creatures with a m'lady counter cannot be
targeted or destroyed while you control this card.
13th Century Michael was not only noble, but quite
the gentleman. Who'd of thought?