Sir Pentious, Master Inventor

Deathtouch, Master Pilot (This creature can crew vehicles as if it's power were infinite)

When Sir Pentious, Master Inventor enters the battlefield create a colorless 7/7 war machine artifact vehicle token with crew 4
Whenever Sir Pentious, Master Inventor, crews a vehicle it gains double strike, deathtouch and flying until end of turn, then create a tapped 1/1 Black Egg Boi creature token

Disturb {5}{w}{w}