Sir Rik of Thiccness

Trample, indestructible
Baffled - Whenever Sir Rik attacks, he gets
+X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
{2}{c}All rats you control get +2/+2
{2}{g}Sir Rik attacks with a Peruvian necktie, dealing 10 damage.