Sir Slugsalot

{g}: Create a green 0/1 Slime creature token.
{t}: Until end of turn target creature is -1/-1 for
each Slime creature you control.
If Sir Slugsalot becomes the target of a spell or
ability an opponent controls you may pay {1} to
counter it and return Sir Slugsalot to your hand.
Too grand and goopy for this world.