Sir William and Nicole, Wed

At the beginning of your upkeep, gain {x} life where {x} equals the years that Sir William and Nicole, Wed have been married.
{u}{t}: Draw {x} cards and opponents mill {x} cards.
{g}{t}: Add {x} mana of any color to your mana pool.
Sir William and Nicole, Wed were joined together on June 7, 2008. Since then, they have been reeking havoc and spreading joy across the multiverse,
depending on the day.