Sister Christian

{2}{w}{b}{r}: Create a Swear Jar Artifact Token with
"{w}{b}{r}: Gain Life equal to the amount of Coin
Counters on Swear Jar Token."
Every Time Christian utters a 'Swear,' put a Coin
Counter on each Swear Jar Token you control.
{x}: Christian and his Daughter eat X Meatballs
and you gain X life.
"Can you taste my blood and tell me what type it is?"