SJW

Hexproof, Trample, Infect, Riot
SJW's power and toughness are equal to X.
{t}, {x}{x}{x}{s}{s}{s}: target player reveals their
hand, you may choose up to X none-land cards
from it. If you do, all players remove all cards
that share a type with the card(s) from the game
and can no longer play with them, if SJW would
remove itself, remove all non-land cards instead.
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