Skibidi Toilet

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that
player loses 1 life and discards a card.
Hellbent — Skip your upkeep step if you have no
cards in hand.
Madness {2}{b}{b} (If you discard this card, you
may play it for its madnes cost instead of putting
it into your graveyard.)
"Brrr Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yes!"