Skibiter

({p/b} can be paid with either {b} or 2 life.)

Effects may be used by any player—

{p/b}: Create a token copy of Skibiter.
{p/b}: All creatures get -1/0 until end of turn
{3}: Artifact creatures you control gain menace and haste until end of turn.

She skibidi 'til I cuuummmmm~~~