Skull of Fydus, First Steet

When Skull of Fydus, First Steet enters the battlefield, all Dachshunds on the battlefield get a +1/+1 counter.
{r}{r}{w}{w}: Create two 2/2 Steet Honor Guard tokens. There can be a maximum of six Steet Honor Guard tokens in play at once.
{r}{w}{2}: Sacrifice Skull of Fydus, First Steet. You gain as much life as there are Dachshunds in play.
When the first Emporer of Steetness was slain on the battlefield, he was always honored as one of the best warriors the Empire of Steetness has ever known.