Slava Urina

{1},{t}: Add {c} to your mana pool and you lose 2 life.
{2}{b},{t}: Black creatures you control get +1/-1 until end of turn.
If any player plays a card called Mother Russia, remove Slava Urina from the game. That player may search Slava Urina's controller's hand, graveyard and library for any copies of Slava Urina and remove them from the game.
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