Sleeping Tete Plate

First Strike, Deathtouch
Sleeping Tete Plate enters the battlefield with
4 dildos in his ass.
Sleeping Tete Plate gets +2/+2 for each dildo
in his ass.
{t}Sacrifice a dildo, destroy target creature
When Sleeping Tete Plate has no dildo in his ass,
he fall asleep... and he dies.