Sleepy Joe

Sleepy Joe cannot untap during your untap step
unless you control another creature.
When Sleepy Joe enters the battlefield, exile your
hand face down.
{t}: Choose one card at random from among cards exiled with Sleepy Joe. You may play or cast that
card without paying it's mana cost.
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