Sleepy Joe

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word... ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW"-Sleepy Joe

•When Joe Biden enters the battlefield, choose one —

Joe's Kiss: Any tapped creature you control with toughness less than 3 gets +2/+3 until end of turn.

{3}, Roll a die: If the result is even, target up to two creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step. When this ability resolves, roll the die again. If the result is odd, those creatures are exiled instead.