Slimcinnamo, Monkey King

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to red and green is less
than seven, Slimcinnamo isn't a creature.
At the beginning of combat on your turn,
another target creature you control gains
haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn,
where X is that creature's power.
"We do a lil bit of trollin." -- Dominic