Slimy Silencer

When Slimy Silencer enters the
battlefield, tap one female creature your
opponent controls. During your next
upkeep, pay {1}{b}{b}{b}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}
or exile Slimy Silencer and all other
opponents gain 5 life.
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