Slugothon

"I think it's dead."
"You sure ?"
"I poked it twice already. Do you think we can eat it ?"
"You crazy or wut? I ain't eating that thing !"
"We've been out of supplies for four days now, you know..."
"Oh, well. Give me the chainsaw."
"Wait, it twitched !"
"Well duh, poke again !"
-Sigh- "Here goes... It's dead alrig- AYIEEE !
HANK! MY ARM ! MY ARM !"