Smelpy, the Ever Weird

Only flies with encouragement. (Whenever this creature attacks, you may flap your hands up and down and say "Fly Derpy Fly!!" If you do, Smelpy gains flying until end of turn.)
When Smelpy dies, you may say "Derps don't die!" If you do, return Smelpy to the battlefield.
Permanents can't touch the battlefield. (Players must hold all their permanents in one hand and and
their hand