Smuggled Pants Flag

Play this card face down. You may hold as
many card as you want in your hand, as well
as take cards from the middle anytime you want,
but, if someone calls you out on it, you must
discard your entire hand, as well as this card
being destroyed.
"But we didn't want to look guilty and get in
trouble for stealing a flag, so Melissa put it
in her pants."