Smurf Cat

Shroud, flash, defender, seduction
(once a turn, when an opponent taps a land for
mana, that mana can't be used to cast spells)
When Smurf Cat enters the battlefield, take
control of all nonland permanents until
Smurf Cat leaves play. All creatures that were
taken control of this way have their base power
and toughness set to 1/1 and lose all abilities until
Smurf Cat leaves play.
"We live, we love, we lie" - Blue Smurf Cat