Smurf Cat

Shroud, flash, defender, seduction (when an
opponent casts a creature spell, rizz that creature
(flip a coin- heads: take control of that creature
tails: that creature gains two +1/+1 counters))
When Smurf Cat enters the battlefield, take
control of all nonland permanents until Smurf
Cat leaves play. All creatures that were taken
control of this way have their base power
and toughness set to 1/1 and lose all abilities
until Smurf Cat leaves play.
"We live, we love, we lie" - Blue Smurf Cat