Snax, Lonesome Wizard

Whenever a player creates a creature token,
gain an age counter unless that player pays {2}.

{t}: Create a */* blue Imaginary Friend token, where * is equal to your age counters.
Activate only if Snax is the only creature on
the battlefield, unless you have at least 30 age tokens.

"Stupid hoes; all they know how to do is create creature tokens."