Snorlax

Snorlax enters the battlefield tapped. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Protection from Spirits,
Absorb 3.
Snorlax can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it. {3} or sacrifice a Food or a Berry: Untap Snorlax.
Sacrifice a Food or a Berry: Put a +1/+1 counter on Snorlax.
You may exert Snorlax as it attacks or blocks.
If you do, it gets +X/+0 and gains trample until
end of turn, where X is it's power.