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Sob Story
Creature gains +1/+1. If that creature is a diva, it gets +2/+2.
I knew I wanted to be a singer when I got a beesting in my left testicle and they had to amputate it. My dad disowned me afterwards, and I learned singing while I was a 11 year old pole dancer in a Nevada brothel.
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