Socks'n'Crocs

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
If you equip Socks'n'Crocs for the first
time, you get a sexy counter. (If you have 3 or
more sexy counters, you win the game.)
[Sexy counters cannot be proliferated or otherwise
duplicated]
Equip {1}
"Thus doth the deities traverse the realm of mortals."