Somali Slammer

•Trample
•Boarding Raid (Whenever Somali Slammer deals combat damage to a player, you may exile target artifact that player controls. If you do, create a Treasure token.)
•Unsinkable (If this creature would be destroyed, you may sacrifice an artifact instead. If you do, Somali Slammer gains hexproof until end of turn.)

"Storms can’t sink him, cannonballs can’t break him, and your ship? It’s already his."