Son Goku

{x} Kaioken: +x/-x
{2} SSJ: +2/+2
{3}SSJ2: +2/+2 and indestructible
{3}SSJ3: +3/-2, remains tapped for 1 turn
Tap 5 untapped Saiyans; SSG: +5/+5
{4}SSGSS: +4/+4, remains tapped for 1 turn
{8}UI: +5/+5, hexproof
(You may only choose 1 ability each turn and they only last 1 turn)
"Hey, it's me Goku"