Sonic Screwdriver

Choose one:
•{t} Add one of any color to your mana pool
•{t} Deal 1 damage to any target
•{t}Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature
{bull}{t} Add your choice of ... to target creature
until end of turn
(Refer to Keyword Abilities under 702.# of MTG rulebook)
"When all else fails... Screw it."