Sophia Francesca Bruno

{t}{2}, Add Peculiarly Purple Glasses for optimum effect, Sophia gains +2/+1.
If the Queen is in play, her beauty is enhanced by glass beads +2/+0.
{t}{r}{r}{r}, Sophia transforms into the Menopausal Shield Maiden giving all other creatures you control +2/+2 until end of turn.
"After the first time Sophia left a place engulfed in flames, she decided to just go ahead and make it her thing."