Soulclench Crab

Armour 1 (This creature enters the battlefield with an armour counter on it. If it would be dealt damage, you may remove any number of armour counters from it to prevent that much damage.)
When Soulclench Crab enters the battlefield, remove all counters from target creature. Put an armour counter on Soulclench Crab for each counter removed this way.
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