Soup & Merry Branchstepper

{w}{g}{u}{t}: Whenever a permanent is put onto
target opponents battlefield this turn you may
draw a card.
{w}{g}{u}{ut}: Return target permanent to its owners
hand, shuffle your hand into your library and
draw that many cards.
"Did ya see that Soup? They got a new thingy.
Lets get rid of it" Merry Branchstepper