South Park Elementary

({T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.){flavor}Principal Victoria: Eric, I’ve had enough! You cannot and you will not sell your books on school grounds! Do I make myself clear?! Cartman: Clear as summer rain! Clear as a flavorless bottle of vitamin water! This school has finally transformed to the socialist whoreland where a student isn’t free! Well I’m not gonna be a part of it, do you understand?! I’m leaving this hypocritical Communist school! I’m walking out and I’m never coming back!