Spaghetti Monument

Whenever an artifact is destroyed by an opponent, that player must cook a plate of spaghetti. If you do not find the spaghetti exquisite, that player loses the game. Gotcha - When an opponent says "Great", you may say "Gotcha!", if you do, return Spaghetti Monument from your graveyard to your hand.
"I can make Spaghetti" "OH NO YOU'RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS"