Spampton, the Giga Chad

This creature's power is equal to the amount of
bitches the owner gets daily.
This creature's toughness is equal to the amount
of land the enemy has in total across their entire
deck.
{t}: Add {w}{w}{u}{u}{b}{b}{r}{r}{g}{g}{c} to your mana
pool.
It time for ME to be the big shot.