Spamton

HEY EVERY-
Every time you deal damage to an enemy player with this creature, add a pipis token
for every 2 pipis tokens, add +1/+0 to a
creature of your choice on the battlefield and
give them a random effect that lasts 1 turn
[Best Salesman 1997]-
when gaining 5 tokens of pipis, transform into Spamton NEO