Spandam, Abuser of power

+2: Create two 1/1 white and blue Marine Soldier creature tokens, then give all marines either first strike or vigilance until the end of the turn.
0: Spandam phases out until the end step of your next turn. You may pay 2 life X times to phase out X target artifacts for the same duration.
-12: On your upkeep two turns from now, destroy all nonland permanents and each player sacrifices a land.