Sparky, Lord of Upstanders

When Sparky, Lord of Upstanders enters the battlefield, give all teachers coffee and then
exile them to the break room.
All Students get +2/+2 and Vigilance
{t}All creatures you control become students,
Shroud, Flying, Learning 7 (If you learn
something new put 7 +1/+1 counters on it)
"Hello Friends"