Speech! Speech!..Pants! Pants!

Revolt — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a unity counter on this enchantment.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each unity counter on this enchantment.

"Speech! Speech! Speech!... Pants! Pants! PANTS!"
As the mob grew louder, Jordan knew he had
to acquiesce to their demands or face the consequences.