Spirit of Giving

If a source an opponent controls would deal
damage to you or a permanent you control, you
may have that source's controller gain control of
target artifact you control with converted mana
cost 2 or less. If you do, prevent that damage.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, for
each artifact that player controls, you gain 1 life.
"I will rip you apa-- oooh, what's that pretty thing?"