Splat Tim

Whenever a opponent casts a noncreature spell, Splat Tim deals 4 damage to that player.
{r}{r}: All creatures under your control gain haste and trample until end of turn.
{g}{g}{g}: All creatures under your control gain hexproof until end of turn. Scry 1.Draw a card.
{1}{g}{r}: Gain control of target creature until end of turn.
He does it!