Splink, the Annoying!

(Subtypes): Equipment Merfolk Jellyfish
Clown Demigod
Indestructible, Reconfigure {3}{g}
If any permanent other than Splink would become
the target of a spell or ability that could target
Splink, that spell or ability changes targets to Splink.
Whenever Splink becomes the target of a spell, you
draw a card and sacrifice a permanent.
Equipped creature gains all the abilities that Splink
has and changes its name to Splink, the legend rule
doesn't apply to equipped creature.