SpongeBob

({p/w} can be paid with {w} or 2 life.)
Protection from everything, Shroud.
SpongeBob is Indestructible.
{p/w}{p/w}{p/w}: Create a Krabby Patty artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature gains protection from everything until end of turn and
you gain 5 life."
Imagination.
-SpongeBob