Spongebob Squarepants

When Spongebob Squarepants enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a food token.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a food
token.
Spongebob gets +1/+0 for every food token
on the battlefield
Any damage dealt to Spongebob Squarepants can instead be dealt to any other target you control (Including yourself)