Spoon Hydra

Spoon Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number
of spoons in your kitchen right now
*(literally count them)*.
Whenever Spoon Hydra deals combat damage
to a player, create a Food token.

"Who keeps stealing my spo—OH SWEET
MOTHER OF—"
—Last words of Chef Marvolo