Spoon of Gluttony

Equipped creature gets protection from gluten,
dairy, and brain freeze damage.
Whenever equipped, an ice cream creature is dealt damage, destroy that creature and put two +1/+1 counters on equipped creature.
Equip {2}
Hello Evan. Remember when you made me cry
because you couldn't eat ice cream? With this, we can
visit Ben and Jerry's once we get back to campus.
Happy 21st Birthday! ~Hannah