Spury at the Multiverse

+2: A Child creature goes out of phase (crying).
-1: Place a yellow ink counter on the target player, it deals 1 damage at the beginning of their upkeep if they don't control a shower artifact.
-8: Destroy 4 lands of Dante, search your library for the counterspell you told Nagao you didn't have, reveal that you went for 22 instead of L.