Squidward\'s Thighs

Ward—Sacrifice a Food. Other creatures are Food artifacts in addition to their other types and have “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life.” Whenever a Food is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on Squidward’s Thighsrffd.{flavor} “You like Krabby Patties don’t you Squidward?”{Lns}