Squirrel Ninja

Ninjutsu {p/u}{p/b}{p/g} ({p/u}{p/b}{p/g}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card
onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever you pay 2 or more life, Squirrel Ninja
can't be blocked this turn, target opponent
discards a card, and you may destroy target
artifact or enchantment.
"I'll make your suffrage worth the agony."