Squoblin Creator Doohickey

Create a 1/1 red Goblin Squirrel token with Haste.
Create {x} 1/1 red Squirrel Goblin tokens.
What even is that thing? Is it a portal that
they fall from? Does it use arcane magic?
Is it a net that gathers the raw materials to
make Squoblins? No idea. Is the coolest thing in Squirreltopia? Undoubtedly.