Stab Lettuce

Throw Stab Lettuce at target opponent. If
Stab Lettuce hits that opponent in the arm,
or leg, it deals 1 damage to them. If Stab Lettuce hits that player in the torso, it deals
2 damage to them. If Stab Lettuce hits that player in the head, or crotch it deals 3 damage
to them.
"First known attempt at Caesar Salad."